On 7 February 2022, the PM’s new spin doctor confirmed that the PM is “not a complete clown”‘.
Half a Clown
So what’s with the frown?
said the circus god.
You’re our first ever clown in
Downing Street.
Yet it’s going around
that you’re just half a clown.
Conduct yourself
as 100% loon,
a total buffoon.
Sit on a balloon.
Put on a red nose
and your harlequin clothes.
Go party with cake.
Or people may think
that you’re not a true clown,
that you’re only a fake.
